are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via allthefandomsinoneurl)
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist
i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself
(Source: littleprincessvegan, via allthefandomsinoneurl)
a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
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boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
(Source: growlithed, via allthefandomsinoneurl)
this was supposed to be a children’s show why am I crying over a space idiot and his wife
(Source: alexandrakingstons, via allthefandomsinoneurl)